The council of Roach Pubes assembled and set forth a great plan at dusk the twenty-seventh day of August, year eight of the new millennium. Ere the undertaking of all of thy land's roamers from thee reaches of the earth, from A1 to Q11 were to be amassed and brought forth to thee center of the map. To thwart all evils from thy base, a fortification of epic proportions came to be erected in preparation. Thee hour of battle approached as Roach Pubes readied their arms to spill the blood of many and bring back the spoils of victory to Hellm's Deep (H6).
At half past hour eleven that night Lord Hokori arrived and the council enacted thy great plan o' Roach Pubes. None were spared as they fighteth and pulled all opposing forces butt's asunder. In mere minutes all roamers from all reaches hath been retrieved and displayed for all to behold at Hellm's Deep. No opposing force of any proportion hath breached thy walls of Hellm's Deep ere. This night, however, a horde of countless number would amass outside thy walls of Hellm's Deep, a force that only thee devil himself could hath driven up from thee bowels of thee earth.
Mortar upon mortar, RR upon RR, LAW upon LAW, and summon upon summon, teams, enemies of thy enemies banded together to break down thy walls and thy barriers. Versus over one-hundred angry opponents thy council of seven Roach Pubes stood tall and fought relentlessly against this pestilence til thy death. A battle which could hath only lasted so long against seven members whose hearts and determination were as strong as thy skill. Spectators stood in awe. How hath these seven mortal beings held off a force such as this, for this many an hour?
Even after such, thy council stood strong amongst thine other in the blood-filled puddles of thine foes. They set forth and retrieved thee roamers once more! But hath decided, it was fuckin late and time to go to sleep. Thee End.
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Her microphone may suck, but so can she. For all the other bitches out there who were begging to be the Roach Pubes' Ho you might as well put your panties back on and head back home. The spot has been filled and I would like to welcome Reindeer! She's more than qualified to service all of the Roach Pubes members and more than willing. In her own words, "I can be whatever you want me to be." Those are my 9 favorite words. Team Roach Pubes was seen rolling through Eol two nights ago mowing down every newb and rape group in its path. When Ancestry (formerly known as Gekozen) starting racking up effortless kills on his journey to the EXP flag at A1, his bounty just came naturally, like most things do for any Roach Pube. As the mounds of dead flesh piled up at Ancestry's feet we decided most of these grabass, wannabe, pole-smoking teams were too busy playing with eachother's dicks to even take our base with noone home. So we left. You've seen them cloaked, like over-caffeinated crack snorting ninjas assassinating everything in their path. You've seen them hunting bounties and KOTHers like bloodthirsty, starving lions desperately going for a fresh kill to bring back to their young. You've seen them rolling and setting up bases at the feet of rotting corpses whose home they just pillaged and burned. But now you're going to see them in a whole new light. In flight. Another successful takeover of the G6/I5 area for Roach Pubes last night. Not much resistance was met by us, and if we continue to dominate the middle of the map, rumors have it that the developers for Sony are going to add a logo or graphic of some sort to the middle of the map depicting an icon specially made for the Roach Pubes crew with a detailed silhouette of a roach lying on its back with an afro pube bush. In the words of a senior member of Roach Pubes, Hokori states, "I'll slap my nuts on ur face," referring to anyone who even wants to attempt to thwart the elite 6-man crew from taking over what we consider to be their home. We are now live on the internet with our brand new website. Welcome and please give me your input, send me screenshots, etc. Enjoy! |
AuthorAgree, the squad leader and website admin for Roach Pubes. Archives
November 2008
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