Tell me more about Roach Pubes!
Overview: So what's life as a Roach Pube like you ask? Well, we start our day off by pwning people in GravBall. Raping little hyperthrusting newbies til they don't know which way is up. Making mind blowing chucker passes to eachother that you've only had wet dreams about. Stacking teams so hard that we can't even shove the winning goal in the other teams face before it fades like a bitch with its tail between its legs.
Of course, that's just the start of the day. During the evenings when we've got mad numbers in our crew, we roll over to Eol, to roll over whatever base we want. If you've played Eol in the last couple months, you would know, if you were in the H6 area, you were in Roach Pubes territory. We rock the shit out of whatever team thought it was a good idea to try and hold H6 and didnt get the message that Roach Pubes had entered the zone. We're not stupid. We hold a minimum of three major flags, because the other trash in the zone that think the roamers are where its at, dont know jack. Have you ever recieved 11k cash & 2.2k exp rewards? I didn't think so.
That's not to say we don't feel frisky from time to time. Sometimes we want at least a HINT of a challenge, because most nights Eol is all too easy. So, we go and take the roamers like they're our bitch. Waves and waves of worthless wannabe trash come knocking at our door, because they actually think we give a damn about those flags. But, in reality, we want them to come a knockin, so we can lay their asses flat out and show them how real men roll.
We use Ventrilo, because we like to spare all the time we can not typing to push more newbies dicks in the dirt. GG EZ $$ 7v1 LOL!111~!!