First off, check out the Awards page... it's new... it's sweet... you love me.
Second, you'll notice it needs some more depth. SO GO CHECK OUT THE FORUMS!!! There are several topics, one is for award suggestions, so SIGN UP and write in your suggestions!
Third, POLLS... this page will be used for squad decisions... but currently, to VOTE on awards! SO GO THERE AND VOTE NOW! More polls will be up after more award suggestions are added.
That is all.
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Go check out the new video, on the Videos page. Roach Pubes was out of commission when that shitty zone named Chambert's Moon was put up instead, but Eol has finally been put back up. Thank God. The council of Roach Pubes assembled and set forth a great plan at dusk the twenty-seventh day of August, year eight of the new millennium. Ere the undertaking of all of thy land's roamers from thee reaches of the earth, from A1 to Q11 were to be amassed and brought forth to thee center of the map. To thwart all evils from thy base, a fortification of epic proportions came to be erected in preparation. Thee hour of battle approached as Roach Pubes readied their arms to spill the blood of many and bring back the spoils of victory to Hellm's Deep (H6). Her microphone may suck, but so can she. For all the other bitches out there who were begging to be the Roach Pubes' Ho you might as well put your panties back on and head back home. The spot has been filled and I would like to welcome Reindeer! She's more than qualified to service all of the Roach Pubes members and more than willing. In her own words, "I can be whatever you want me to be." Those are my 9 favorite words. Team Roach Pubes was seen rolling through Eol two nights ago mowing down every newb and rape group in its path. When Ancestry (formerly known as Gekozen) starting racking up effortless kills on his journey to the EXP flag at A1, his bounty just came naturally, like most things do for any Roach Pube. As the mounds of dead flesh piled up at Ancestry's feet we decided most of these grabass, wannabe, pole-smoking teams were too busy playing with eachother's dicks to even take our base with noone home. So we left. You've seen them cloaked, like over-caffeinated crack snorting ninjas assassinating everything in their path. You've seen them hunting bounties and KOTHers like bloodthirsty, starving lions desperately going for a fresh kill to bring back to their young. You've seen them rolling and setting up bases at the feet of rotting corpses whose home they just pillaged and burned. But now you're going to see them in a whole new light. In flight. Another successful takeover of the G6/I5 area for Roach Pubes last night. Not much resistance was met by us, and if we continue to dominate the middle of the map, rumors have it that the developers for Sony are going to add a logo or graphic of some sort to the middle of the map depicting an icon specially made for the Roach Pubes crew with a detailed silhouette of a roach lying on its back with an afro pube bush. In the words of a senior member of Roach Pubes, Hokori states, "I'll slap my nuts on ur face," referring to anyone who even wants to attempt to thwart the elite 6-man crew from taking over what we consider to be their home. We are now live on the internet with our brand new website. Welcome and please give me your input, send me screenshots, etc. Enjoy! |
AuthorAgree, the squad leader and website admin for Roach Pubes. Archives
November 2008
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