The council of Roach Pubes assembled and set forth a great plan at dusk the twenty-seventh day of August, year eight of the new millennium. Ere the undertaking of all of thy land's roamers from thee reaches of the earth, from A1 to Q11 were to be amassed and brought forth to thee center of the map. To thwart all evils from thy base, a fortification of epic proportions came to be erected in preparation. Thee hour of battle approached as Roach Pubes readied their arms to spill the blood of many and bring back the spoils of victory to Hellm's Deep (H6).
At half past hour eleven that night Lord Hokori arrived and the council enacted thy great plan o' Roach Pubes. None were spared as they fighteth and pulled all opposing forces butt's asunder. In mere minutes all roamers from all reaches hath been retrieved and displayed for all to behold at Hellm's Deep. No opposing force of any proportion hath breached thy walls of Hellm's Deep ere. This night, however, a horde of countless number would amass outside thy walls of Hellm's Deep, a force that only thee devil himself could hath driven up from thee bowels of thee earth.
Mortar upon mortar, RR upon RR, LAW upon LAW, and summon upon summon, teams, enemies of thy enemies banded together to break down thy walls and thy barriers. Versus over one-hundred angry opponents thy council of seven Roach Pubes stood tall and fought relentlessly against this pestilence til thy death. A battle which could hath only lasted so long against seven members whose hearts and determination were as strong as thy skill. Spectators stood in awe. How hath these seven mortal beings held off a force such as this, for this many an hour?
Even after such, thy council stood strong amongst thine other in the blood-filled puddles of thine foes. They set forth and retrieved thee roamers once more! But hath decided, it was fuckin late and time to go to sleep. Thee End.
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