You've seen them cloaked, like over-caffeinated crack snorting ninjas assassinating everything in their path. You've seen them hunting bounties and KOTHers like bloodthirsty, starving lions desperately going for a fresh kill to bring back to their young. You've seen them rolling and setting up bases at the feet of rotting corpses whose home they just pillaged and burned. But now you're going to see them in a whole new light. In flight.
That's right, Roach Pubes have gone to the air. Like anthrax spores falling from the skies, newbies from every corner of the map will be inhaling roach pubes in their lungs and wishing they never left the safety of their homes. An array of Deathboard Slashes, DropPack Blasters, and Rifle Grenades are enough of an arsenal to slay the likes of any ground dwelling imbecile. The newb who thought investing those 10pts into vehicle and strapping on their superior actuators were enough to thrust their cowardice asses back to their mommies don't know their mommies are already dead. GG kids. Watch your backs, and keep an eye in the sky, cuz' we're coming down from above to teach you a new lesson in PWNing Your Dumb Faces Off 101.
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Hokori
8/24/2008 06:36:55 am
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